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Emilyrose's avatar

I love your writing! Your voice is acerbic but clear and very fucking funny!

Cheers from a writer/sometime astrologer also in the PNW (PDX)

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Oh hi, fellow PNW mystic! Thank you for reading🖤

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AstroTerica's avatar

Another corker, Cranky! I like to characterise the outers: Pluto as Dark Daddy, and Uranus as crazy / black sheep uncle but you're totally right about Saturn there. Evil Grandpa - not sharing any sweeties. What a meanie.

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

I do have a bit of a Pluto kink, now that I think about it🤣

Thank you so much for reading:)

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Nicole Cormier's avatar

You paint a picture in my head and make me miss the PNW. 💗

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

🙏it is SO pretty here.

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Shadowwave's avatar

I like your style. Quirked-up, raw, hilarious.

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Thank you!

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The Moon-Day Missive's avatar

"The Great Ringed Peepaw" has me rolling. Thank you!

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Thank you for reading!

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Canis Beta Howling's avatar

You are right on time⚡️

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Down with them all!⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Barbara W's avatar

Thanks for this. My first house is in Virgo 😳, so good luck to me, but hoping for some positives. I always look forward to your info. If things continue going downhill for us retirees, as I expect they will, instead of talking about moving to the PNW for the last 10 years, I will be doing that. Though closer to the border than you are in B'ham while arranging for dual citizenship, which I've also been contemplating for a long while. The vibe around Amazon HQ in Seattle stunned me in a bad way when I was there last.

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

I think this eclipse will ultimately be quite positive for Virgo rising, it might just feel shocking at first. The PNW is one of the most beautiful places in the world, especially Bellingham. Thank you for reading!

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Barbara W's avatar

😂 you are too funny. Not all of us have Virgo rising so we can look young and innocent (it's an illusion).

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Barbara W's avatar

LOL. Unless the videos we see are not you, you are not old! Ok I await the link. I know you know we've got many retros going on at the moment.

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

I only shoot the tarot videos after bathing in virgin blood😎

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Barbara W's avatar

Thanks for that info. I have Scorpio sun so my butt is and has been continuously kicked by other fixed sign aspects. Could you please tell me and/or DM me info on how those of us can get readings who can't come into your Seattle location? Though that would be preferred.

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Absolutely, I’m working on my main menu page now so there will be a link to book a Zoom reading with me:)

I’m old and angry so tech takes me a while.

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Jane Saunders's avatar

You are keeping me calm right now. Thanks for making us laugh and think all at the same time. 😳

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Wild times for sure. Thank you for reading🙏

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LadyHaka's avatar

Buckle up buttercup 😮‍💨😀

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Theano's avatar

Love this, thank you 😍

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The Cranky Astrologer's avatar

Thank you for reading:)

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