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The Mystical Resistance Episode 22: Mercury Retrograde & The Curious Case of Jeffrey Epstein
Mercury, planet of communication, is re-examining the past in vain-ass Leo, the sign of Donald Trump's ascendant. Somebody's old comms are about to bite…
Jul 23
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Tarotscope Review 7.21: The Last Splash
The final days of watery Cancer are about to burn in leonine fire, and this week's cards were definitely in on the drama. Secrets. Injustice. And yet…
Jul 22
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Tarotscope Review 7.21: The Last Splash
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Retrograde Malaise: Saturnian Horoscopes for Getting Your Shit Together
Saturn is ushering us out of comfortable Cancer season following his Capricorn moon and station to retrograde, which Mercury will soon join. Their…
Jul 16
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Retrograde Malaise: Saturnian Horoscopes for Getting Your Shit Together
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 21: Neptune, Floods, Mike Johnson, and a Preview of the Future
Catastrophes like deadly floods and deadlier legislation in the United States are reflected in recent outer planet transitions, which means they aren't…
Jul 9
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 21: Neptune, Floods, Mike Johnson, and a Preview of the Future
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Tarotscope 7.3.25: Jupiter and The Moon
Temperance and Sagittarius have a message from Old Redeye; he wants us to pay more attention to our pale and lovely moon.
Jul 4
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Tarotscope 7.3.25: Jupiter and The Moon
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June 2025
The Mystical Resistance Episode 20: Donald, Iran and the Magic of Speech
Cranky and SOMETIMES examine the bombing of Iran by American chucklefucks through the lens of Neptune in Aries. All may not be as it seems.
Jun 27
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Astro Forecast 6.25.25: A Super Charged New Moon Gets Kind of Fucked By Saturn
Jupiter and the new moon are midwifing a new era in Cancer, the delivery room of the zodiac - but Saturn's involvement means it might not be easy or…
Jun 26
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Astro Forecast 6.25.25: A Super Charged New Moon Gets Kind of Fucked By Saturn
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 19: Protests and Protection
Cranky and SOMETIMES break down the astrology for ICE protests and Trump's military parade, in addition to offering sigils of protection from cops, the…
Jun 14
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Astro Forecast 6.9.25: Hell Week Act I! Wild, Mercurial Gossip Meets Real World Consequence
We've been scrutinizing headlines, challenging narratives, and hearing some absolutely crazy shit. Now, Jupiter and Venus get into signs that will turn…
Jun 9
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Astro Forecast 6.9.25: Hell Week Act I! Wild, Mercurial Gossip Meets Real World Consequence
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May 2025
The Mystical Resistance Episode 18: Afrikaner Tears, Sean Combs, and the Injustice of Venus in Fall
Miscarriages of justice, social repression, and judicial reckonings are coming to their boiling point as Venus exits her retrograde shadow. SOMETIMES…
May 28
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 18: Afrikaner Tears, Sean Combs, and the Injustice of Venus in Fall
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Astro Review 5.26.25: Neptune, Saturn, and Venus Have Been Fucking Shit UP in Aries
Neptune gave voice to the wild violence of our collective subconscious when he entered Aries. Venus gathered victims for it. Saturn will shape it into a…
May 27
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Astro Review 5.26.25: Neptune, Saturn, and Venus Have Been Fucking Shit UP in Aries
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 17: Venus In Aries Reflecting Social Injustice
Reproductive panic in the Trump administration, trans panic in the military, and garnished wages for student loans are all reflecting Venus in her fall.
May 14
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