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The Mystical Resistance Episode 19: Protests and Protection
Cranky and SOMETIMES break down the astrology for ICE protests and Trump's military parade, in addition to offering sigils of protection from cops, the…
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Astro Forecast 6.9.25: Hell Week Act I! Wild, Mercurial Gossip Meets Real World Consequence
We've been scrutinizing headlines, challenging narratives, and hearing some absolutely crazy shit. Now, Jupiter and Venus get into signs that will turn…
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May 2025

The Mystical Resistance Episode 18: Afrikaner Tears, Sean Combs, and the Injustice of Venus in Fall
Miscarriages of justice, social repression, and judicial reckonings are coming to their boiling point as Venus exits her retrograde shadow. SOMETIMES…
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Astro Review 5.26.25: Neptune, Saturn, and Venus Have Been Fucking Shit UP in Aries
Neptune gave voice to the wild violence of our collective subconscious when he entered Aries. Venus gathered victims for it. Saturn will shape it into a…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 17: Venus In Aries Reflecting Social Injustice
Reproductive panic in the Trump administration, trans panic in the military, and garnished wages for student loans are all reflecting Venus in her fall.
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Tarot Review 5.12.25: Swords and Silence
Last week's tarot cards emphasized air, intellect, and self-reflection during a rare interval of quiet astrology.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 16: The Plutonian Horrors Persist
Mars and Pluto reflected a third and final chapter of friction with their recent opposition, but it's hard to notice a lit candle when your house is…
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April 2025

Triple Aspect Horoscopes For Getting to the Root of Things
Saturn, Venus, Mars, and Pluto are using this month's new moon to cut through the weeds. What we discard and what we keep will be important as we walk a…
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Astro Forecast 4.18.25: Our Planets Illustrate How The Little Things Add Up
Mercury and Mars make small, but important moves this weekend. They are jockeying into position for something far more dramatic, just like us.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 15: Seeds Planted and Ideals Lost During the Solar Eclipse
Cranky and SOMETIMES decipher the astrology behind an historic filibuster, the Greenland envy of the U.S.A, and various social panics
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Astro Forecast 4.9.25: Mercury and Venus Are Also Over This Retrograde Shit
Our connection, communication, and discipline planets are stationing direct in the same place this week; a Pisces Decan that signifies illusions and…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 14: Venus Retrograde + Bodily Autonomy in Peril
The Cranky Astrologer and chaos mage SOMETIMES dissect the results of Venus going retrograde in Aries, sharpening the death and oppression of women and…
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