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Tarot of Paralysis
Multiple optimistic beginnings are thwarted in this final week of November, and we remain stuck in a liminal space. For now.
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Astro Forecast 11.20.24: God of Endings
Pluto in Capricorn mortally wounded our institutions. Aquarius will not bring them back.
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Tarot 11.11 - 11.17
Justice and The Empress show up as a balm to combative, manic energy, but they certainly have their work cut out for them.
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Tarot in Hell
The assessment of Judgement, the deception of The Moon, and the destruction of The Tower coalesced around Election Day in The United States. It's…
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October 2024

Astro Forecast 10.29.24: The Haunted House of Scorpio
This week, our descent into The Underworld will be pockmarked by jump scares and existential dread. Their formal names are Mars and Pluto.
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Astro Forecast 10.17.24: A Hunter's Moon Brought To You By Mars and Pluto
Finally, the planets are gaining momentum and speeding us toward long-sought answers. We might not like what we find.
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Astro Forecast 10.1.24: A Solar Eclipse in Libra Wants Justice
Venus is challenging structural imbalance at home and around the globe, sparking transformation that might begin with a whimper and end with a bang.
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September 2024

Weekend Astro Forecast 9.20.24: Farewell Virgo, Thanks for All the Feedback
Cement any necessary changes in routine now, because our Libra and Scorpio seasons will be probably be insane.
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Astro Forecast 9.18.24: Pisces Full Moon Horoscopes
This week's lunar eclipse is the beginning of an ending, and it will take a year and a half to fully manifest. Prepare now.
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Astro Forecast 9.12.24: The Shadowy Creep of Eclipses and Elections
Standing on a dark precipice for this long is bound to make us all a little weird.
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Astro Forecast 9.3.24: Virgo New Moon Horoscopes
We are kicking off eclipse season and Virgo is not going to give us any breaks.
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August 2024

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