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The Mystical Resistance Episode 12: Eclipse Fun For Everyone
Cranky and SOMETIMES ruminate on the effects of eclipse season, Neptune in Pisces, and the ongoing saga of Elon Musk's delusions.
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Astro Forecast 3.21.25: Goodbye, Pisces, and Thanks for All the Fucked Up Fish
Aries season 2025 kicks off like the blast of a shotgun, but it wouldn't have been possible had Pisces not provided the ammo.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 11: Venus Retrogrades Suck Ass
In this episode, SOMETIMES and Cranky cover some of the ways we'll hurt under Venus in Aries, as well as the astrology behind Trump and J.D.'s Oval…
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Astro Forecast 3.12.25: Eclipse Season is Here and Holy Shit We're Fucked
Oh, were you afraid of eclipses? Mercury stationing retrograde? Oligarchy? Buckle up, Buttercup - because they are all happening.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 10: DOGE + Mercury in Pisces = A Whole Lotta Delusion
SOMETIMES and Cranky examine how a confused Mercury is destabilizing communication, even for propagandists and billionaires. (Plus a special appearance…
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February 2025

Astro Forecast 2.26.25: Pisces Gives Us Blurred Boundaries, Empathy and Optimism Before All Hell Breaks Loose
The sun, moon, Mercury, Saturn, Neptune, and north node are all cooling their heels in Pisces this week. Commence shifting timeframes, inconsistent…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 9: The Collective Shock Becomes Collective Action
Cranky and SOMETIMES examine the ripples of chaos that have spread through our collective in opposition to corporate fascism, and the way that Pisces…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 8: The Myth of Saturn Predicts the Fate of U.S. Capitalism
SOMETIMES and Cranky discuss the ways that Trump's dark magic has stunned the opposition, but also some signs that his power, and the power of his…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 7: What to Do With a Corpse For a Country
The back and forth of tariffs, the Neptunian propaganda of 'new' TikTok, and endless uncertainty around material security are all part of the fascist…
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1:58:02
Astro Forecast 2.9.25: Not So Fast, Fascist Freaks...Mars is Making a Comeback
Venus just entered the ass-kicking sign of Aries. Saturn, Neptune, and Mercury will join her come March. Mars goes direct in a few weeks. Let the…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 6: Instead of Despair, Boomerang the Pettiness of the Ruling Class Back to Them
SOMETIMES and The Cranky Astrologer angrily review the absolute, Plutonian chaos of week one in the Trump oligarchy and decide to get mystically petty.
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January 2025

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