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February 2025

Astro Forecast 2.26.25: Pisces Gives Us Blurred Boundaries, Empathy and Optimism Before All Hell Breaks Loose
The sun, moon, Mercury, Saturn, Neptune, and north node are all cooling their heels in Pisces this week. Commence shifting timeframes, inconsistent…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 9: The Collective Shock Becomes Collective Action
Cranky and SOMETIMES examine the ripples of chaos that have spread through our collective in opposition to corporate fascism, and the way that Pisces…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 8: The Myth of Saturn Predicts the Fate of U.S. Capitalism
SOMETIMES and Cranky discuss the ways that Trump's dark magic has stunned the opposition, but also some signs that his power, and the power of his…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 7: What to Do With a Corpse For a Country
The back and forth of tariffs, the Neptunian propaganda of 'new' TikTok, and endless uncertainty around material security are all part of the fascist…
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Astro Forecast 2.9.25: Not So Fast, Fascist Freaks...Mars is Making a Comeback
Venus just entered the ass-kicking sign of Aries. Saturn, Neptune, and Mercury will join her come March. Mars goes direct in a few weeks. Let the…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 6: Instead of Despair, Boomerang the Pettiness of the Ruling Class Back to Them
SOMETIMES and The Cranky Astrologer angrily review the absolute, Plutonian chaos of week one in the Trump oligarchy and decide to get mystically petty.
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January 2025

Astro Forecast 1.29.25: A New Moon Bound by the God of Death + Bonus Horoscopes
Saturn, Jupiter, and Pluto manhandle our Lady Luna and set a grim template for the years and decades to come.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 5: Sigils To Disempower The Ruling Class
SOMETIMES and Cranky discuss the astrology behind Trump's perverse inauguration and the use of sigils against billionaires.
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Weekend Astro Forecast: How About That Apocalypse, Huh?
The absolute worst outcome of a Pluto cazimi has surely descended upon us, dawning a new era of corrupt, plutonian leadership. I'm having fun, aren't…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 4: Chaos and Patriarchy
SOMETIMES and The Cranky Astrologer examine the astrology of the L.A. fires, how chaos magic can be antagonistic to the patriarchy, and basic protective…
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Weekend Tarot 1.17.25: The Frozen Stasis of Pluto
The inauguration of Donald Trump coincides with an ominous astrological moment, and it would seem no one knows what to do.
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