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June 2025

The Mystical Resistance Episode 20: Donald, Iran and the Magic of Speech
Cranky and SOMETIMES examine the bombing of Iran by American chucklefucks through the lens of Neptune in Aries. All may not be as it seems.
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Astro Forecast 6.25.25: A Super Charged New Moon Gets Kind of Fucked By Saturn
Jupiter and the new moon are midwifing a new era in Cancer, the delivery room of the zodiac - but Saturn's involvement means it might not be easy or…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 19: Protests and Protection
Cranky and SOMETIMES break down the astrology for ICE protests and Trump's military parade, in addition to offering sigils of protection from cops, the…
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Astro Forecast 6.9.25: Hell Week Act I! Wild, Mercurial Gossip Meets Real World Consequence
We've been scrutinizing headlines, challenging narratives, and hearing some absolutely crazy shit. Now, Jupiter and Venus get into signs that will turn…
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May 2025

The Mystical Resistance Episode 18: Afrikaner Tears, Sean Combs, and the Injustice of Venus in Fall
Miscarriages of justice, social repression, and judicial reckonings are coming to their boiling point as Venus exits her retrograde shadow. SOMETIMES…
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1:27:31
Astro Review 5.26.25: Neptune, Saturn, and Venus Have Been Fucking Shit UP in Aries
Neptune gave voice to the wild violence of our collective subconscious when he entered Aries. Venus gathered victims for it. Saturn will shape it into a…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 17: Venus In Aries Reflecting Social Injustice
Reproductive panic in the Trump administration, trans panic in the military, and garnished wages for student loans are all reflecting Venus in her fall.
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Tarot Review 5.12.25: Swords and Silence
Last week's tarot cards emphasized air, intellect, and self-reflection during a rare interval of quiet astrology.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 16: The Plutonian Horrors Persist
Mars and Pluto reflected a third and final chapter of friction with their recent opposition, but it's hard to notice a lit candle when your house is…
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April 2025

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