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January 2025

Astro Forecast 1.29.25: A New Moon Bound by the God of Death + Bonus Horoscopes
Saturn, Jupiter, and Pluto manhandle our Lady Luna and set a grim template for the years and decades to come.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 5: Sigils To Disempower The Ruling Class
SOMETIMES and Cranky discuss the astrology behind Trump's perverse inauguration and the use of sigils against billionaires.
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Weekend Astro Forecast: How About That Apocalypse, Huh?
The absolute worst outcome of a Pluto cazimi has surely descended upon us, dawning a new era of corrupt, plutonian leadership. I'm having fun, aren't…
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 4: Chaos and Patriarchy
SOMETIMES and The Cranky Astrologer examine the astrology of the L.A. fires, how chaos magic can be antagonistic to the patriarchy, and basic protective…
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Weekend Tarot 1.17.25: The Frozen Stasis of Pluto
The inauguration of Donald Trump coincides with an ominous astrological moment, and it would seem no one knows what to do.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 3: How Social Media is Chaos Magic
In this episode we discuss the natural, effective integration of chaos magic into social media and SOMETIMES educates The Cranky Astrologer on TikTok…
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Tarot Review 1.10.25: Mars Controls The Cards
The god of war, men, and violence shows his hand as the cards urge us to listen to our intuition.
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Astro Forecast 1.8.25: War God Ares Takes the Reins
Retrograde Mars has just moved back to Cancer, and some things will get worse before they get better. Sorry.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 2: What even IS Chaos Magic
SOMETIMES and The Cranky Astrologer define and describe chaos magic; the way it can be used by capitalists, politicians, and those fighting against…
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1:11:58
Black Moon Horoscopes and the End of 2024
A rare, second new moon in Capricorn is prepping us to look ahead and plan for things to change. Maybe drastically.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 1: The Goat Herders Guide to the Galaxy
Metaphysics with The Cranky Astrologer and Chaos Mage Sometimes
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