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Astro Forecast 1.8.25: War God Ares Takes the Reins
Retrograde Mars has just moved back to Cancer, and some things will get worse before they get better. Sorry.
Jan 9
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Astro Forecast 10.29.24: The Haunted House of Scorpio
This week, our descent into The Underworld will be pockmarked by jump scares and existential dread. Their formal names are Mars and Pluto.
Oct 30, 2024
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Astro Forecast 10.29.24: The Haunted House of Scorpio
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Weekend Astro Forecast: How About That Apocalypse, Huh?
The absolute worst outcome of a Pluto cazimi has surely descended upon us, dawning a new era of corrupt, plutonian leadership. I'm having fun, aren't…
Jan 25
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Weekend Astro Forecast: How About That Apocalypse, Huh?
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Astro Forecast 1.29.25: A New Moon Bound by the God of Death + Bonus Horoscopes
Saturn, Jupiter, and Pluto manhandle our Lady Luna and set a grim template for the years and decades to come.
Jan 30
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Astro Forecast 1.29.25: A New Moon Bound by the God of Death + Bonus Horoscopes
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Weekend Tarot 1.17.25: The Frozen Stasis of Pluto
The inauguration of Donald Trump coincides with an ominous astrological moment, and it would seem no one knows what to do.
Jan 18
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Weekend Tarot 1.17.25: The Frozen Stasis of Pluto
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Astro Forecast 10.17.24: A Hunter's Moon Brought To You By Mars and Pluto
Finally, the planets are gaining momentum and speeding us toward long-sought answers. We might not like what we find.
Oct 18, 2024
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Astro Forecast 10.17.24: A Hunter's Moon Brought To You By Mars and Pluto
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Black Moon Horoscopes and the End of 2024
A rare, second new moon in Capricorn is prepping us to look ahead and plan for things to change. Maybe drastically.
Jan 1
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Black Moon Horoscopes and the End of 2024
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Astro Forecast 11.20.24: God of Endings
Pluto in Capricorn mortally wounded our institutions. Aquarius will not bring them back.
Nov 21, 2024
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Astro Forecast 11.20.24: God of Endings
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Tarot Review 1.10.25: Mars Controls The Cards
The god of war, men, and violence shows his hand as the cards urge us to listen to our intuition.
Jan 11
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 3: How Social Media is Chaos Magic
In this episode we discuss the natural, effective integration of chaos magic into social media and SOMETIMES educates The Cranky Astrologer on TikTok…
Jan 12
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 3: How Social Media is Chaos Magic
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Astro Forecast 9.18.24: Pisces Full Moon Horoscopes
This week's lunar eclipse is the beginning of an ending, and it will take a year and a half to fully manifest. Prepare now.
Sep 19, 2024
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Astro Forecast 9.18.24: Pisces Full Moon Horoscopes
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Astro Review August 2024: Hermes HATES J.D. Vance
Every planet served spice last month, but no retrograde has ever attacked one human the way Mercury's latest moonwalk attacked this couch fucker.
Aug 31, 2024
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Astro Review August 2024: Hermes HATES J.D. Vance
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