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Tarotscope Review: Judgement is Nigh
Lats week's collective tarot draws reflected our need for a massive social and cultural reckoning. The cards know who is guilty.
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Astro News 11.6.25: Setting Fire to The Rain
A grand water trine, led by the terrifying house of Scorpio, is escorting us into the dramatic emotions and long shadows of late fall. But Mars can burn…
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The Mystical Resistance Season 2: Charlie Kirk Was a Dark Magic Sacrifice, Prove Us Wrong
Eclipse seasons are notorious for killing solar figures, and this last one seems to have opened a hell mouth.
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Super-Pissed-Loudmouth-Super-Moon-Mercury-in-Scorpio Horoscopes
Quadruple Mars significations in the sky indicate we aren't just dreaming of war this month; we're becoming fluent in the language of violence.
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Astro Review 10.03.25: The Express Elevator to Hell
In the last fortnight, the sun crept into Libra, eclipse season kept eclipse-ing, and we began our downhill run toward the dark underworld. This month…
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Horoscopes, Warnings, and Eclipse Chaos
The solar eclipse on September 21st will join forces with Saturn to bring our shortcomings from the shadow to the light. The time for hiding is over.
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Tarotscope Review: Murder Between the Eclipses
Tarot for the collective during the second week of September, 2025 reflects the fog of an information war and the secret shadows of occultation.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 26: Fallout From the Venus/Pluto Opposition
Mass shootings, weather disasters, and the expected spiciness of eclipse season...
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Astro Review 8.30.25: Pluto, Venus, and a Week of Deadly Opposition
The Lord of the Underworld is using power plays to expose relationships, and a world, in crisis.
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