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The Mystical Resistance Episode 3: How Social Media is Chaos Magic
In this episode we discuss the natural, effective integration of chaos magic into social media and SOMETIMES educates The Cranky Astrologer on TikTok…
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Tarot Review 1.10.25: Mars Controls The Cards
The god of war, men, and violence shows his hand as the cards urge us to listen to our intuition.
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Astro Forecast 1.8.25: War God Ares Takes the Reins
Retrograde Mars has just moved back to Cancer, and some things will get worse before they get better. Sorry.
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Astro Forecast 1.8.25: War God Ares Takes the Reins
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Astro Forecast 10.29.24: The Haunted House of Scorpio
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Astro Forecast 10.17.24: A Hunter's Moon Brought To You By Mars and Pluto
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Astro Forecast 11.20.24: God of Endings
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Astro Forecast 9.18.24: Pisces Full Moon Horoscopes
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Astro Review August 2024: Hermes HATES J.D. Vance
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 2: What even IS Chaos Magic
SOMETIMES and The Cranky Astrologer define and describe chaos magic; the way it can be used by capitalists, politicians, and those fighting against…
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Black Moon Horoscopes and the End of 2024
A rare, second new moon in Capricorn is prepping us to look ahead and plan for things to change. Maybe drastically.
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The Mystical Resistance Episode 1: The Goat Herders Guide to the Galaxy
Metaphysics with The Cranky Astrologer and Chaos Mage Sometimes
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Weekend Astro Forecast 12.21.24: Dark Night of the Soul
The longest night of the year looms with an ominous warning; our future is in jeopardy if we do not examine our past.
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The Archer
Enjoying the fleeting transcendence of Sagittarius season...
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The Sagittarius Lunation: New Moon Horoscopes
Saturn and Mercury are tag teaming our December moons, simultaneously gassing us up and pissing us off. Oh, joy.
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Tarot of Paralysis
Multiple optimistic beginnings are thwarted in this final week of November, and we remain stuck in a liminal space. For now.
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Astro Forecast 11.20.24: God of Endings
Pluto in Capricorn mortally wounded our institutions. Aquarius will not bring them back.
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Tarot 11.11 - 11.17
Justice and The Empress show up as a balm to combative, manic energy, but they certainly have their work cut out for them.
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